I'd say lame.

Some random guy from my Facebook account calls me from the new app 'where you can call your fb friends' JUST to check the call quality!! 

HANGS UP without saying a word (I guess he was checking the way I say Hello!! :D) and then he texts me.

Same boring story, he has taken off from office. And he's enjoying relaxing. He thinks I do boring stuff_

Random guy-okay why don't you try something different?
Me-like?
Random guy-what's your age?
Me- I'm 20
Random guy-are you a virgin?
Me-okay.I can sense what you mean!!
Random guy-As in? Was that sarcastic? :/
Me- ahem yeah!!
Random guy-I'm not getting you! confused.
I stop replying and he calls me up again..

He- You think there's a need to be rude?
Me- Am I rude? Is this what you call rude? :/
He- I think you're not a virgin/
Me- I didn't answer you and you think i'm not! (with a grin)
He- Are you 20 or 17?
Me- What? (I'm not replying you)
He- do you worship all day?
Me-what? (Where does worshiping come from)
He- I think you worship god all day.
Me- So do you worship your body? (as weird as his question)
He-you're being weird now!
Me- I think i'll hang up. i have my spanish classes. (Can't stand him anymore)
He- Should i consider it as ignorance?
Me- whatever you feel like!! (Spare me _/\_)

Wasn't that lame?What has he got to do with me and how i spend my days! I sometimes think of what is the best reply in such situations. The most suitable one which straight away shuts them on the face!

Yeah!! I agree such guys have the to capability to leave you thinking about what you're actually doing to yourself. Am I enjoying my age? Do I actually talk like a 17 year old! Am I the only one who can't think of the RIGHT kind of REPLY for such guys!
Yes i'm a bit too naive for my age but i'm smart enough to make out if the random guy needs to be paid heed!


By Isha khanna

A constant state of dreaming

I've always been a weird dreamer. I dream of the most extract things possible.I can't begin to imagine how can I explain my dreams to someone, half I don't remember, the ones I remember don't really make sense. But since a past few days my dreams have surpassed the level of weirdness I was previously used to. I can try to explain these.

One night, a few days ago I wake up, not physically. I just am aware I'm awake. My eyes still shut, my body still in the same position. But I know I'm awake. At least that is what I think at that moment. Its weird because I can't seem to move myself, it feels like I'm very tired and I just don't have enough strength to move my body. After a lot of effort, I manege to see under my eyelids, I can see my room. And that's all I can manage. And this goes on the whole night. At first I think its just a single night thing. But it continued the subsequent nights. Whats weird is if I am awake, why am I not able to move myself, I'm not even able to open my eyes, let alone move. It gets weirder is when the subsequent nights, when I see under my eyelids, I can see scenes from the past. I can see some vague scenes exactly like I witnessed them, I cannot properly recollect them though. It is just not explainable.

I searched the internet for my symptoms, and I stumbled upon something called lucid Dreaming. I'm positive I don't lucid dream, because in a lucid dream, one is able to escape one's body completely and fly and what not. My symptoms were simple. 

I remember these dreams because obviously I was aware. Sometimes these dreams are so realistic and so detailed that it feels exactly like reality. Its like a constant state of dreaming, or a constant state of reality, whatever way you wanna look at it.

Hopefully I find a solution to this. From the very childhood, i'm a weak sleeper, but this is something new. Not that it bothers me, but when i wake up, I feel tired and restless.

-Achal Vohra